tomsdisch ([info]tomsdisch) wrote,
@ 2008-05-07 17:19:00
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Advice from On High.
Hi. I'm On High. Matt, the publicist for Tachyon, has thought I should answer any question you may have wanted to ask God, both here and on the Tachyone site. They can deal with whatever you think God may have a good handle on. If I am stumped I'll say so. But Elsa, in case you are still wondering where those keys went to, try the bottom of the laundry hamper. Then go through all the pockets of all th jeans. I know they are there!

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While You're here...
[info]ehuscribbles
2008-05-07 09:40 pm UTC (link)
OMG, so do You love or hate poets for having made so many of them? And if the poets great and the small lie with Hallmark for the benefits or labor in the littles is one or the other that bad a thing? ~m

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Re: While You're here... - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-07 10:48 pm UTC
Re: While You're here... - (Anonymous), 2008-05-08 02:26 pm UTC

[info]zackisaiah
2008-05-07 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Dear God,

What is your favorite species in the whole universe and why?

Your friend,

zack

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What a good question. - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-07 10:49 pm UTC

[info]barondave
2008-05-07 10:25 pm UTC (link)
Dear G_d: Could you clarify the order of Creation? There are two different lists in Genesis, and people have died over interpretation. Please guide your humble flock.

PS: What did you do on the 8th Day?

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The Aardvarks came first. - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-07 10:52 pm UTC
Re: The Aardvarks came first. - [info]elorin, 2008-05-08 05:48 pm UTC
Re: The Aardvarks came first. - (Anonymous), 2008-05-09 03:54 am UTC

[info]jonathankorman
2008-05-07 11:06 pm UTC (link)
Dear God:

Many folks report that You have assigned us all a True Purpose in life. Authorities differ about what that purpose is.

If You have assigned us a True Purpose, it seems like it would make more sense if we were all just born knowing what it is.

So do either we not in fact have a True Purpose, or there's some reason for making it elusive. Could you kindly explain?

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(no subject) - [info]sturgeonslawyer, 2008-05-07 11:52 pm UTC
Follow. . . - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 12:02 pm UTC
Dear Johathan Koman - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 12:05 pm UTC
See Below - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 12:07 pm UTC

[info]walkingscarlet_
2008-05-07 11:27 pm UTC (link)
Who are you more proud of: Bach, Mozart, or Beethoven?

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Bach and Beethoven are tied. - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 12:00 pm UTC

[info]crowleycrow
2008-05-08 01:32 am UTC (link)
Looks like the real hard ones are being left unanswered, Sir, as ever. Here's the other one: what about this Existence of Evil thing? Always wanted to ask. A bunch of nice people get together in church to sing Thy praises and the roof falls in and kills them. ANd that's not the half of it -- as You surely know.

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Remember! - [info]walkingscarlet_, 2008-05-08 06:10 am UTC
Re: Forget! - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 11:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kevin143, 2008-05-08 09:17 am UTC
I am - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 11:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crowleycrow, 2008-05-08 12:17 pm UTC
Evil thing? - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 11:59 am UTC
Re: Evil thing? - [info]crowleycrow, 2008-05-08 12:10 pm UTC
Re: Evil thing? - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 12:40 pm UTC
Omnicience called into question - (Anonymous), 2008-05-08 02:23 pm UTC

[info]phaseolus
2008-05-08 04:02 am UTC (link)
God,

Can you run time backwards to, say, 1990 so I can avoid the crappy jobs I've had and find a less crazy spouse?

Thanks in advance.

p.s. Sorry about the whole disbelief thing

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Take care. - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 11:47 am UTC

[info]anselmo_b
2008-05-08 07:03 am UTC (link)
Tell me oh one whose name shan't be spoken, why do you blind smart people with the pride of their knowledge that they may turn their sinful backs on you? What are you hiding from them?

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Behold - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 11:51 am UTC
Two questions
(Anonymous)
2008-05-08 09:01 am UTC (link)
Two questions: Why relativity? And why turbulence?

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Re: Two questions - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 11:35 am UTC
Why oh Why
(Anonymous)
2008-05-08 09:06 am UTC (link)
Can you prove you exist oh big one - are you really god or some cool space alien or just a figment of my imagination ? Is there life after this ? Why does life suck ? Where are you ? What is my purpose ? What is the real answer to existence ? What is the essential question ? Can you explain WHY ???????

AJF

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Re: Why oh Why - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 11:34 am UTC
Why not use that Wrath occasionally?
(Anonymous)
2008-05-08 09:12 am UTC (link)
Dear Supreme Being:
There are some people (and You know who they are) who richly deserve to be hit by your Wrath. So why not?

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Re: Why not use that Wrath occasionally? - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 11:33 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2008-05-08 09:48 am UTC (link)
Why don't I believe in you?

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Always looking for reasons! - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 11:31 am UTC

[info]contentlove
2008-05-08 12:13 pm UTC (link)
Dear God,

WHY?

Sincerely,
Content Love Knowles

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Could you elaborate? - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 12:48 pm UTC
Re: Could you elaborate? - [info]troutwaxer, 2008-05-08 01:33 pm UTC
The most important question
(Anonymous)
2008-05-08 12:22 pm UTC (link)
Thank you for the hedgehog and the barn owl. But why - WHY? - the duckbill platypus?
C.E.

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Re: The most important rhetorical question - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 12:43 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2008-05-08 12:38 pm UTC (link)
Dear God,

Who would in a fight? You... or Chuck Norris?

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(Anonymous)
2008-05-08 12:39 pm UTC (link)
hmm apparently asking questions to the creator of all things made me nervous. Obviously the word 'win' should be inserted in the above question.

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Chuck and I - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 12:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2008-05-08 12:50 pm UTC
Of God's gone by...
(Anonymous)
2008-05-08 12:48 pm UTC (link)
...Any chance of reconciliation with Zeus and the gang? They had that whole departmentalisation and delegation of responsibility thing down to an art, and with the pile of prayers you must receive daily, wouldn't their input just make life (the universe, everything, etc. ) that bit easier?

What happened to them anyway? Mount Olympus was a littered tourist spot last time I looked.

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The Gods of Olympus - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 02:38 pm UTC
application for species change
(Anonymous)
2008-05-08 12:53 pm UTC (link)
Dude, I am SO tired of being a human. Where do I apply to be a rosemary plant instead? Smells good all the time. Never wants sex. Thrives on sun & neglect. I would especially appreciate being assigned to some nice hillside in southern California.

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Re: application for species change - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 02:46 pm UTC
Re: application for species change - (Anonymous), 2008-05-08 02:59 pm UTC
Re: application for species change - (Anonymous), 2008-05-08 03:44 pm UTC
Which One?
[info]irisclara
2008-05-08 02:11 pm UTC (link)
My friend wants to know which religion he should follow. I told him I didn't think it would matter. Was I right or is there One True Faith?

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Re: Which One? - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 02:49 pm UTC
Who WOULD?
(Anonymous)
2008-05-08 02:19 pm UTC (link)
"But since we're on the topic - 'who WOULD in a fight?'"

Oh that one is easy: Mahatma Ghandi of course.

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Syndication
[info]chrisdagy
2008-05-08 02:32 pm UTC (link)
With all this attention you're receiving lately, have you given any thought to a syndicated advice column (which could be structured much like this thread?) I know you don't need the money, but the exposure wouldn't hurt.

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Re: Syndication - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 02:51 pm UTC
Dear You Know Who
[info]curseyoukhan
2008-05-08 02:59 pm UTC (link)
does form follow function or does function follow form?

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Re: Dear You Know Who - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 03:51 pm UTC
Dear God
[info]leprosy
2008-05-08 03:22 pm UTC (link)
Please heal either me or my blog.

kthxbai!

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Re: Dear God - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 04:16 pm UTC
Format
(Anonymous)
2008-05-08 03:42 pm UTC (link)
I don't like the new, labor-intensive format Live Journal has imposed. How about continuing your celestial advice-giving, but allowing only, say, a dozen or twenty questions before you begin again? It would be, "Advice from On High," then "Advice from On High II," etc. And don't post anything on other subjects until you have several Advice threads. Would that work?

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Re: Format - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 03:54 pm UTC
Re: Format - (Anonymous), 2008-05-08 04:11 pm UTC

[info]shane
2008-05-08 03:53 pm UTC (link)
Dearest G-d,

Does it bother you that I do it with dudes? Be honest.

Shaner

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No, but - [info]tomsdisch, 2008-05-08 04:18 pm UTC

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